Time for a change, change is good.

I be texting “😂😂” with a straight ass face

Young me always wondered why my mom always cleaned late at night when everyone was in bed. Now I catch myself at 1am vacuuming my house.

I want my future girl to be my biggest flex! Period

Hate the cold, ready for summer.

Ever feel like you’re walking the wrong direction at the mall?

If I don’t know you and I hold the door for you to walk into a place and you don’t say thank you. Just know your mom is a hoe.

I’m the biggest baby ever when I’m sick.

If you’re a new person in the gym for 2023, don’t give up. Stick with it you got it!

I got a fade at 4pm if anyone is trying to Venmo me, every Friday at 4pm to be exact.

What’s the difference between a date night and valentines? Why not just buy flowers any other day?

I wish I knew Spanish 😒

I don’t talk to her anymore but I’m about to send her anonymous flowers to start an argument between her and her new man.

If you’re gonna be with me then having your nails done Is a must. No questions about it. I like my back scratched when we cuddled up.

Grocery shopping gives me so much anxiety 🙃

The feeling of being happy is a good feeling.

8am in the morning and I already need a drink, one of those days.

It’s okay to be selfish sometimes. At the end of the day your happiness comes first.