Wise words: In honor of Elon Musk's turning 51 yesterday, here's an actual tweet that he posted two years ago. #beautiful Elon Musk

We asked Mark Zuckerberg if he liked Top Gun 2 and he said what?! Meta Mark Zuckerberg #TopGun

A BAYC and a Cryptopunk have reportedly struck up a hot and heavy physical relationship. POLL: Is this a sweet, sweet romance or blatant bestiality? Comment below to weigh in. Bored Ape Yacht Club 🍌 #NFTs

Cute! Three Arrows Capital was ordered to liquidate by a British Virgin Islands Court. In response, 3AC taunted "make me." to which the courts countered "don't tempt me with a good time." and now they're dating. #3AC #crypto @3arrowscap

Report: RadioShack is trying to break into the web3 space by acting like a douchebag online. "Hey, that's our strategy!" said half the guys on crypto Twitter in response. #Web3 #radioshack

Uh-oh! Man's parents finally figure out how to check their Coinbase account after he told them to invest their retirement savings in $BTC 6 months ago. Coinbase 🛡️ #Crypto

Report: Yesterday was a relaxing Fourth of July for all, except the community managers of NFT Discords who have not relaxed for one single second since this bear market started. #NFTs #FourthofJuly

Bye-bye, Bear Market! CNBC's Jim Cramer just predicted that crypto is "imploding" and has "no real value," so expect record-breaking high prices any day now. CNBC #JimCramer

Kevin Hart released his own collection of NFTs this week and they appear to be lifesize. Kevin Hart #NFTs

Wow! Elon Musk just announced that he expects to populate Mars with over 600 people by 2045, all of whom will be his own children. Elon Musk #ElonMusk

Weird but fair: Sam Bankman-Fried announced that he has a few billion set aside to aid struggling crypto companies, but will only use it if everyone agrees to start calling him "loan daddy." SBF #cryptocurrencies #FTX

New childhood trauma unlocked: Dad forces kids to spend all weekend helping him mint 5 on 1 mint per wallet project. #mint #NFTs

Nobody cared much last month when Binance was caught photoshopping CZ's head onto a stock image, but some think their most recent hiring announcement might be taking things too far. CZ 🔶 BNB #Binance

Michael Saylor on what excites him as much as Bitcoin. Michael Saylor #Bitcoin #BTC

Style Icon: Jeff Bezo's wore a cowboy hat once and now, all of a sudden, every bachelorette party in the world is wearing them. Coincidence? Not a chance in hell. Jeff Bezos #fashionista Blue Origin

It's hard to see them fight so much now when they used to look at each other like this. 💔 Elon Musk #trump

JUST IN: President Putin approves law banning crypto payments in Russia. Coincidentally, this news comes just after Putin's crypto wallet was hacked for the fifth time this year when he, yet again, accidentally posted his recovery phrase to facebook. Meta #Putin #hackedwallet

Report: Milk Road co-founder Shaan Puri, caught turning away yet another glass of milk this weekend. His blatant disregard for the beverage is causing rumors to swirl that he's either lactose intolerant or even worse, a complete milk fraud. #milkfraud #milkroad

Problem solved! After facing backlash for buying a $50 million dollar yacht while bankrupt, 3AC co-founder, Su Zhu has promised to make it up to the public by offering 10-minute rides around the marina to anyone who asks really nicely. Zhu Su #3AC Kyle

Absolutely humiliating: Coinbase manager accused of insider trading had access to the entire insider listing flow and only managed to scam 1.5 million. Coinbase 🛡️ #Coinbase