Nerding out on atomic energy, I'm totally going to the trinity site on Oct. 1st. Atomic Energy is the Bomb, the pun was intended.

@LeslieBarton87 I don't think you could swallow that many condoms of cocaine, but I get you could get that many in you.

I never use this thing. Should I be?

I was on my old myspace page today, it was like an archeological dig into my youth. It appears I had more fun then.

Help me, I'm in a well refusing to put lotion on my skin. Metaphorically.

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Why do they call them Hamsters. They don't taste like ham at all.

Sat next to a lady trying to use ghost brakes for the plane I was on. Every time we hit turbulence she would brake. awesome.

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Don't call a Native American with cancer "Chemo Sabe", it's super uncool.

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buttery pud. I enjoy typing that.

@UmmProfessional Jersey Shore is like crack cocaine. I love it, can't wait to see snookir get punched in the face. :)

Goodness gracious, this interweb is a magnificent tool for stalking.

Never trust a lady with prostate issues and never get into a land war in asia. Also I'll be performing @ baja tily's tomorrow.

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I saw a wicked Kris Angel magic kit at Walgreens, I was going to buy it but I got the denim night pants instead. Good choice i'd say.