|| as much as I love my sober bby, I don’t feel like he will get anywhere tbh no one wants to interact a killer clown so it’ll prolly just be a solo acc. have fun reading.

|| wazoo? wahzoo? wahzu? eh, y’know.

> open up a chest > inside > candied arms ! > don’t ask. just buy.

> motion to the arms > they vary in color and sizes > h o n k (o; “ take ya a peek. “

the male eyed the customer, putting on a strained smile. it felt unnatural, and probably looked as such. “ what is it yer lookin’ for ? “

|| sorry for the delay. I just waited on hold for over three hours just to have them disconnect me from que. 🤷🏻‍♀️

|| I’m actually fairly upset about that.. I won’t get into why, but it’s not fair how my state is treating people..

> gamzee shrugged. he honestly wasn’t sure. currency had never been big on him. > he sold things because he liked to see the looks on trolls faces when it was an... unordinary item. “ whatever you think is motherfuckin’ right I guess. shiiiit, you can all up and take em. “

the clown snorted, fingers tapping on the chests lid. “ lucky for you that’s what I fuckin’ got. you got a flavor in mind ? “ gamzee reaches in, pulling out an arm that clearly used to belong to a yellow blooded troll. “ how ‘bout this one ? “

taking the stack, the clown just stared at it. how much was this ... ? not like it mattered anyways. “ aha, yeah, that’ll cover it. “ the chest was then closed and the clown perched on top of it. “ I got all sorts of snacks if yer interested. “

watching the display, gamzee almost envied the others size. the chomps were impressive. “ pickled ears, fried toe bites, — I even got some of that good ole motherfuckin’ human parts in stock too. “ he was rather proud of his collection.

indigo eyes turned downwards, dropping the arm back in the chest. reaching down, he rummaged around and pulled out two jade arms. “ looks like I got two of em in here. I’ll even make the second half off, hows that fuckin sound ? “ gamzee, the business clown.

the troll grinned, sliding off the chest to open it up once more. after rummaging around, he pulled out a baggie of tongues, another of fingers, and finally, eyes. those were his favorite. the popped like a gusher. “ I see yer a troll of taste. “

ah, the magic question. gamz never cared for currency. after a shrug, he answered. “ fuck, I don’t know. whatever you all up and think is fair. “ the two arms were tossed to the other, as he closed the chest.

|| I was going to do replies on my laptop but it’s brOKEN APPARENTLY and now I’ve lost all ambition. guess I’ll do them later.

|| nvm 👀 I’m kicking my bf off his computer

|| oKAY BBS Computer = detailed replies sooo If you’re down for a little writing, w some dark themes I remind you, give this a like and we can plot in DMs.

|| I’m gonna scrEM I don’t know the paSSWORD TO THID ACCOUNT BC IT WAS GIVEN TO ME

|| i want to cry