"vat are you doing mein fuhrer?" "i am creating a file extension.. hmm.. i vill call it.. WEBP..."

僕のほっそい腕を歩くオカガニちゃん🦀

smoking weed is cultural appropriation and a micro aggression because indigenous POC originally smoked it for medicinal and recreational and cultural reasons and actually is really not okay.

pet play but I get put into an terrarium, you feed me jelly and spray water on me once a day

Red fucked and has a kid in ‘ANGRY BIRDS 3’.

ive been thinking about a friend who i have not heard from in a year. yet they havent blocked me. i try to check in every so often,,, its tearing me apart inside i just want to know what happened or if i did something,, its been eating away at me for so long,,,

tat pole

the name of one of the subgroups of Eubrachyura being called “heterotremata” which means different holes bc the sexes have genital openings in different places is so funny to me like yep they are different holes

i want to kill myself tonight

i see so many morbidly obese people during the workday its so frightening that this is just normal now

im

alvinandthechipmunksgender

let me treat you right, princess 💖

hes almost as delusional as I am

Using the sacred blade Excalibur as a sounding rod and now I can't get it out. Only the true king can remove the blade from my cock-hole

hemipterans are gooning?

who wants to take a dip in the black toxic lake with the green sludge on it with me

Hi Young Boy Sound effect youtu.be/tpENyi4SZOk?si… via YouTube Youll never guess what the sound effect actually is. apparently the title is literal 😂