Excuses are like assholes. But not as much as assholes are like assholes.

"It is difficult to get the news from poems yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there."

Does not giving a shit about your answer to this question make me a sociopath or a narcissist?

Cost Of Living Now Outweighs Benefits onion.com/9eWeoA

The cost to be a decent person is $0

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Apparently, I need to engage more because they're so mad that I let this account sit idle for so long, so... hi folks. Do me a solid and hit like if you see this ❤️

Report: 2012 Election Likely To Be Decided By 4 Or 5 Key Swing Corporations onion.com/MWLa4u

Have you ever seen x-ray footage of a person chewing & swallowing food? And wondered what kind of monster had the idea to show it to people?

Elderly woman: What IS Facebook anyway? Me: It’s a place where people can brag about stuff like having surgery. Elderly woman: Wanna fuck?

What should we cover today? Egypt's new ministers OR this #cutepiglet? http://yfrog.com/h7407jj

Here are some tips for preventing painful fireworks-related injuries: onion.com/1NCZL5y

Google's Chrome Team Lends Their Support To It Gets Better With A New Video http://tcrn.ch/kPPmU0 by ParisLemon

Bam! Called it x.com/pearljamonline…

Know how many days of the year I'm into horse racing? Zero. Zero days