call me buddy one more time and you’re about to find out why i was on a leash as a child

drinking like i’m not buying a car tomorrow

all i want is to ski on some fresh mf pow pow rn no kizzy

i honestly think in another life i was a kia boy

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the kind of clapped when you’re taking a virtual 3D tour of an apartment and get stuck in the bathroom

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i went to the minnesota twins sensory suite and everyone knew you there

i should be home playing ncaa 25 right now

Might be the worst day of my life tbh. An absolute legend, thank you for your service 😣🫡 Millions will mourn your loss

just a turnt boy tryna get wild with the gang

what would happen if I put coffee in my humidifier

With my boy SpookyDaZaza

I don’t go to church I have a shower beer

Bring these jobs home 🇺🇸

Battlefield 6 ($69.99) or two beers at the Gopher game?