It's #NationalWineDay or, as I call it, Friday. 🍷

So it turns out I won't be Mrs. Lenny's Liquors because there's already a Mrs. Lenny's Liquors. Figures. Good thing my acting career is going so well. facebook.com/CousinGlendora…

Videoing me at my favorite tiki bar - what's next? BTW, I'm not a gold digger. I have STANDARDS. Call me if you're solvent. facebook.com/CousinGlendora…

No hangovers? I may have to try this and report back. 😉 facebook.com/CousinGlendora…

So my cousin and cousin-in-law are making a record and yours truly is going to have a starring role. Yes, I will be singing a Christmas tune and you won't want to miss it, so be sure to support their Indiegogo... indiegogo.com/projects/24151…

I have dreams that a box of Franzia shows up at my door and not just on Halloween. ;) franzia.com/costume.html

I need this in my life.

Amen. Thanks, Barbara. 😉🍷🍷🍷🍷 facebook.com/CousinGlendora…

This has been a weird Halloween season. Watch Velveteen Lounge Kitsch-en tomorrow for the sordid details. @KellyCPatterson

Ahem. Who called this one first? yahoo.com/lifestyle/blac… yahoo.com/lifestyle/blac…

FYI. facebook.com/CousinGlendora…

So, Ms. Velveteen is doing AIDS Walk New York for the 22nd time. If you can, throw a few bucks her way. She's doin' her best. ny.aidswalk.net/velveteenlounge ny.aidswalk.net/velveteenlounge

Yeah, I know I haven't posted for a while. Sue me. At least I'm not clogging your feed with junk. 😉🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

I FINALLY have my own website! It's about time. cousinglendora.com Look for more stuff there soon. 😉🍷🍷🍷🍷 cousinglendora.com

Have you heard the news? Ms. Velveteen has added a perk on her Patreon page, which is all ME. For $15 a month you get a bunch of extra cocktails and recipes, but you also get... patreon.com/velveteenloung…

If you sign up for the Box Wino level of the Velveteen Lounge Kitsch-en Patreon page (and, really, why wouldn't you?), be sure to let me know your sign, since I will be reading your weekly horoscopes on Sunday, plus I'll have more fun... patreon.com/velveteenlounge

A special message from my favorite cousin. 😉 facebook.com/CousinGlendora…

I get by with a little help from my friends. And wine. And Easy Cheese. Easy Cheese

How much do you love my new cartoon by the fabulous Greg from Recipes4Rebels ?

I always knew one day there would be a cartoon about me. ;) Animation by Donald Drennan, from art by Greg Swenson. facebook.com/CousinGlendora…