Great Moments in TV Sports Journalism: "Deux-deux-deux." ESPN's Chris Berman explains how to ask for Canadian aspirin with 8% codeine at a CVS pharmacy north of the border, and how to smuggle it in your luggage when returning to the U.S. 🤣

synergy sure, but really a continuation of the decades-long ghettoization of sport journalism within the industry, always looked down on by the "hard news" corps (maybe now The Athletic will get actual editors?) 🗞️🏒🏈⚾️🏀🎾⛳️ nytimes.com/2023/07/10/bus…

Beep beep! 🚗 We're going on a summer road trip to U.S. cities with difficult-to-pronounce names, such as Zzyzx, California. Which cities should we visit?

looking like a WFH week, thank you floods 👨🏻‍💻 🌊 🌧️ #upstatement

“my schadenfreude is delighted” 😆

um. 🃏

⚡️🚙 axios.com/2023/07/10/uns…

reunion/back to the future/etc. 👨🏻‍💻

dunno why my paranoia levels are so elevated today… 😬

today’s like a feeding frenzy for my attention 🦈

full ancestral brain size FTW 🧠

this is like the longest train ride evarrrrrrrrr 🚉 🗽 #commute

finally, I can shitcan my primitive alarm clock 📲⏰#iPhone theverge.com/23787281/ios-1…

the aspirational-asshole demographic: loathsome yet lucrative

how many times can I possibly say "whatever" this morning 🤷🏻‍♂️

thinking of a recent convo I had about Eddie Murphy’s “Party All The Time” & suspected it was a dream, bc how else would I engage in such a stupid topic? But no, it was def IRL 🎶 😴

die young & leave a cute corpse ☠️ 🐁😵 #backyard

1 year/$900K = not much heart, not much soul (on the team's behalf) 🏒 #NHL #ScrapTheCap espn.com/nhl/story/_/id…

trying to gin up outrage, for no particular reason

this was bound to happen. Thread me up or whatever, fellow Twitter expats. 🧵 threads.net/@CostaTsiokos