The past 5 years of my life has been a deluge of think pieces that essentially amount to “Yeah, Mean Rednecks Are a Bummer. But It’s Your Fault For Being a Snob.”

Fists and Jism > -ists and -ism

Nick Cannon is what happens when a father thinks he’s an uncle.

Damn, shit has changed since my college newspaper and blog days.

Sure are a lot of young people in Brooklyn calling obvious allies racist lately. Can we do a redneck scared straight?

Yo what’s up with Gen Z acting like the rest of the world is their embarrassing dad?

I haven’t even been married three months and I had to tell my wife, “Please stop talking to me about laundry and groceries.”

Edgelords gave edging a bad name

My daughters already have that intense sister thing where if you’re in the same room as them, you’re alienated

Can we swap Dr. Phil and Dr. Drew? One really wants to be a doctor and the other really wants to be a moron.

Ok. Bare with me, but a podcast about RELATIONSHIPS hosted by a couple of MESSY ass truth tellers. My DMs are OPEN.

SkankFest more like YANKFEST! (This is my audition for next year)

Now that another comedian friend has died I’d just like to remind my fellow jokers that legacies are real and important. Chase the cash and the laughs all you want, but none of this happens in a vacuum. CARLIN would agree.

Every tweet is like “Every work is like we are a bloop farm mining flopstnk…” Remind me why the death of this platform and way of life is concerning?

Every other tweet is like “Y’all weren’t this BIG MAD when (insert previous tragedy that dominated the news cycle).”

I’m unethically monogamous.

There’s no rule that says a dog can’t be speaker of the house 🤔👀

Yo what’s up with everything being easier AND harder than stand up?