I can't put these out because they're mildly toxic to cats so enjoy

Dudes rock

when i get an email from HR and i can't read the subject line

i ain't arguing with no microplastics. Whatever you say, sexy

we can't be the only diarrhea planet in the solar system. what kind of shit is flowing through venus?

i live for this shit

IMPORTANT

Ready for Superman Screen Slate

Not if I have anything to say about it

Love the new trailer One Battle After Another

how much did beck bennett make?

very weird episode of pawn stars

Jimmy Olson as the host and bachelor of Singled Out, would DO NUMBERS

even though nobody can see my shit anymore, i have a duty to post

if all else fails, i can move to israel and live like a war criminal

Bro future proofing

Naming a baby girl Salmonella is an expert level decision

Mr. Terrific WOULD be listening to Battles lol. Guy Gardener SHOULD be listening to Helmet