New Episode: Lady Emma has 2 weeks to lose her reputation & not be forced to marry the dastardly duke. Kenny has to drive her around to get back in the good graces of the PGA Tour so he can play golf again. It's Lady Be Good by Susan Elizabeth Phillips! podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/lad…

Mini-golf courses are going to confuse the hell out of future archeologists. "We believe this is some sort of religious site, where people came together to perform rituals using some sort of holy stick. We still don't have a working theory that explains the dinosaurs, though"

I'm no journalist but isn't basic fact checking supposed to be done BEFORE the article is published?

This is like when The Rock knew about the Bin Laden raid before anyone else...

We tried to warn y'all about the #Reichsbuerger movement way back in 2020. But did you listen? No, because we aren't commercially successful. Is this a round about way of saying that listening to Cooking With Grief will save Germany as a nation? Maybe. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/xlv…

Twitter's algorithm is going to have to work overdrive tonight every time someone slags off Harry trying to work out if they mean Prince or Kane

I've said for years that Elon Musk's biggest strength is that he knows exactly how to play up to an idiot's idea of a genius ("real life Tony Stark"). The fawning on this post, despite the results, has done absolutely nothing to dissuade me of this opinion.

Salt Bae to be named as new CEO

Last night I watched Miracle on 34th Street for the 1st time...by legally declaring Kris Kringle the real Santa Claus, hasn't the state of New York just opened up a bunch of copyright claims by him over use of his image? What if this was his masterplan all along?! The long con!

Haven't seen the film but this is a good thread on how (to quote OWAW Vol III OUT NOW 📖✏️!) HISTORY IS COMPLICATED and doesn't fit into easy black/white templates. ... ... No pun intended.

After watching Elon Musk's run as Twitter CEO I am now more excited than ever to see his Mar colony get up and running. Can't wait to see the first person ejected out of the airlock for mildly disagreeing with him.

Brian Blessed is trending, presumably because everyone is leaving Twitter and just paying him to SHOUT ALL OUR TWEETS FOR THE WORLD TO HEAR

People always seem puzzled at how & why archaeological sites end up buried. I've overheard some interesting trench-side discussions over the years 🤔. Here is my (pretty ancient) 'How Sites Get Buried' strip from 1994. Enjoy 😊 *Needs a click* #TobyTheTrowel

Happy to see the word "lads" being used in the context of folklore. Not enough madlad folklore imo smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/mee….

Nice of Twitter to make the view count of tweets public. Now everyone can see what a loser you are...

Does he mean visually or politically?

By now it's common knowledge that in Star Wars cannon, jazz music is unfortunately called "Jizz", but did you know there's a related Star Wars music genre called Jism and Blues?

Merry Christmas y'all