I've come to know you, a buddy with the devil, how did this happen?

A trance-like practice, Keep it running until when? Living things need rest.

"Driving his RV in San Francisco gives Jake a thrill a minute." ~ Mary Witte, "Redneck Haiku"

David David Letterman's Top Ten Changes In The Miss U.S.A. Pageant If The Judges Were Dogs: 8. Winning talent: Catching Frisbee with teeth

"Half of the drafted soldiers didn't even know what side we were on."

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Are you constantly shooting in the dark or just rattling off what you've accumulated over the years?

Don't do anything until there's an official name for it.

Cheeseburgers make anorexics glow.

"nothing to show for it"

Sometimes the Repubs are yelling. Sometimes the Dems are yelling. I think neither of them should be. They should get quietly penalized for that.

"I want my most serious work to be used in the most humorous ways." 🧑‍🎓👩‍🎓👨‍🎓📚📖📔

Thought-reading is indeed now possible. 🧠

What is the hardest thing for you to look away from?

It was obviously very secretive at first.

Beware the post-menopausal woman. She gives no more pauses.

The far-left man might act like a proud feminist, as if that's some powerful weapon. The far-right man, if he doesn't have a wife, uhh . . . look in the mirror?

"They both waited a very long time for the marriage to be sexless."

This shit should be compacted or whatever those eight words are.

I'm tard. Gimme a few hours?