I’ve been barracking for this collaboration for ages. About time!

It is INCREDIBLE how terrible Siri / Apple voice is. “Remind me to check the weather in Taiwan in January” Response: “sorry I can’t look at past weather”, 2nd try: “I’ll remind you on January 1st to check the weather in Taiwan” “Remind me about XYZ cafe in Taipei”

Which of these non fungible assets is worth more 3-years post ZIRP

Early 2000’s culture was a desperate gasp against nihilism. “There must be something more!” You see it in movies: Office Space, Fight Club, The Matrix. You see it in music: Evanescence’s Bring Me to Life, Linkin Park’s Numb. Then the iPhone came and the cries fell silent.

Aussies love to talk about ‘a fair go’ but when it comes to letting people on a crowded train, it’s pure selfishness out here.

Got a “yard looks good” from the wife today

calenderheads peep february 2026. you dont see em laid out like this often anymore. something to look forward to

I do this if someone forgets to address my wife as beautiful

so here's a challenge I put you in a time chamber I give you 10,000 books to read for every word you read, I ask you to guess the next word if you guess it right, I give you a cake if you guess it wrong, I zap your butt and when you're done, we start over again and again and

One of the two requests of my wife, for our wedding, was that her bouquet would be a broccoli. Our friend (a florist) killed it!

nothin' like taking over the bluetooth speaker seconds before you get home for your entrance song

Bedford w the steph curry night night in q3

Incentives amplify this. When YouTube added a second ad-slot around the ~21 minute mark, creators extended runtimes, noticeably diluting the signal:noise ratio of their content. Some of my favourite creators, objectively talented storytellers, fell into this trap

For a Student Who Used AI to Write a Paper

I coined a new term this evening. Apologies to all of Australia, for my sins 🦘

The Productivity Commission needs to recommend investment toward sending beautiful young Australians abroad to bring home spouses. That's how I ended up here.

Jacob Collier is a level 99 bard and an international treasure youtu.be/QU1DdnQ7_zU?si…