Today is the only day you can retweet this

What is today? The 4th? The 5th? The minor fall? The major lift? idek

police with MAGA police with BLM

Was going to read a book tonight but I didn't realise the season finale of the United States is on

babe are you okay you’re barely consuming your five forms of media at the same time

sorry for not keeping in touch. i have literally nothing to say

Hmm I want this zit to go away maybe I should turn it into an open wound

This “looking for a 3rd” energy

Mfs be like “i want you” then go flirt with everyone

i felt this on another level

fanfiction is nuts im really reading 100 stories abt the same two idiots falling in love in every universe and i will continue to do so

I love a ‘simp’ I won’t lieee. Ya’ll can have fun with the mean and unromantic

twenty-somethings listening to olivia rodrigo

i wasn’t productive at all during the pandemic but it was actually my first pandemic so i think that’s fine