Some guy in 2013: I’m gonna open up a vape shop and call it cloud 9

most of my songs are actually just complaints. i’m trying to write beautiful complaints

Very excited to be back in SF this weekend :))

Excited to sleep on the motel floor tonight like a dog

Boot Barn is for lovers

Coming back to my day jobs after rocking and rolling on tour makes me sad

I f’ing love rock n roll!

Wish I played the pipe organ so I could say “I’m laying some serious pipe right now” whenever I was shredding

Moving to LA in December 🥹😳🥴

If you get on a plane sober you are a masochist

If you stand up and clog the aisle as soon as the plane lands you’re an imbecile

My partner is in the top 0.05% listeners of my farts

Taco Bell is the only fast food place I roll up to with no ordering game plan. I just let the menu speak to me. The Bell will tell me what I need. My mouth may be moving but I am just the instrument of a supreme design.

People in LA only want to hang out in theory

COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

Feeling unhinged in the studio tonight might rhyme crazy with baby

nothing to see here folks just a very normal career trajectory

Played a gig tonight and aaron paul was there. He gave me a hug and touched my beard

I’m not superstitious except for when it comes to the lakers