i mean i was bjarne stroustrup's muse when he wrote sea blah blah

computers are less interesting

jesus christ swiping right on mary magdalene

its free as in labor, not free as in speech or beer

TEENS REACT TO GÖDELS INCOMPLETENESS THEOREMS

the best way to make a hit chiptune track is to write a poem about a meeting between a peddler and a girl haggling over goods in a metaphor for courtship in sovremennik magazine and then wait 128 years

your anger is a gif

DJ stands for Data Journalist

its weird but in the metaverse you can watch zuckerberg go to the bathroom and they show the poop coming out of his butt

were you really shadowbanned or do people just not like your bad posts the eternal question

.com -- comedies .org -- orgies .net -- the netherworld .int -- interesting web sites .edu -- irl facts .gov -- look computer is not political but this one is explicitly set aside for the government of the united states of america and no one else ok .mil -- your mother in law

#ahegao

usb is the sequel to usa

most people have forgotten or perhaps never realized how radical it is that on the web by default you can select and copy text

when a process consumes more resources than anything else on the system the best approach is not to say "youre the kernel now i guess" but "kill -9"

for the low low price of $44bn you can read everyones DMs it turns out

have you tried using more slurp juice

facts: fact_main.c:18: check_vibes: Assertion `SHIT_FUCKED==FALSE' failed. Aborted (core dumped) $ ~/recover.sh unrecoverable error, transferring consciousness [##########] 100% consciousness uploaded to botsin.space/@computerfact $ ~/end.sh thanks for all the memory rm -rf /