TVs are like literally the only thing that have gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older

I can’t drink on the job while I do a line of blow off my secretary’s flat tummy anymore and it is all the Jews fault

i look away when someone opens their bank app 😭

That mf can’t believe that shit

non mi frega se mi licenziano, Charlie Kirk se lo meritava mi chiamo Bryan Cristante e lavoro per l’AS Roma

Absolute batman and alfred seeing this shit pull up after BARELY surviving bane:

Superman is fighting evil corporations, WW is fighting gods while Batman is fighting niggas from the mind of H.P. Lovecraft

your president crying because nobody in the country gets bitches is insane

Super Sketch Software "yeah so for our Batman he's got no money, no world wide training, pretty much just got it out the mud and his wits" "okay okay, sounds good sounds different" "his Joker will be an avatar of Baphomet though" "huh?"

Pollen count so high they got the Mexico filter

🐇Gianᴹᴮ is HERE FOR IT ALL|ETERNAL SUNSHINE TOUR♡ Molto interessante TUTTAVIA Pare che tu resterai a casa TU Non gli altri Gli altri vanno Tu no Tu a casa Non c'è rivincita 😹🫵

Mi ammazza sto coglione, con sti capelli sembra una ricostruzione a colori di un intervista a un cantante americano degli anni cinquanta

so far everything i've seen from absolute batman's villains has just been this image over and over again

Kanye’s next crash out will be 10000000% justified

piango i giornalai della gazzetta invece di lavorare passano le giornate su twitter a rubare le statistiche a gente che ha la propic di lautaro martinez obeso albanese

Pov : hai appena aperto una fogna