(📣) The President of Brazil has issued a statement about Twitter: “The world isn’t obliged to put up with Elon Musk’s far-right free-for-all just because he is rich.” RETWEET if you agree. theguardian.com/world/article/…

Separating, sorting and bagging 1000 Googley Eyes seemed like a bit of a cruel and unusual punishment late last night so I did what any self respecting adult would do.. Behold, the Eyephone.

Bargain mate. How much for three?

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Will be in recovery for some time but treatments are done. No more chemo or radiotherapy. Will never be able to thank Diane enough for helping me get to this point. Thank you all for the amazing and kind support. It’s really helped me through the shittiest of times. #fuckcancer

Rare photo of both the worlds biggest bonsai tree and the worlds tallest dwarf..

Was on the phone to my Mum and told her my mate Dino was coming round for a game of chess later. Must have been because I was talking about Dino as I gave her a proper Irish farewell a la Dino stylee.. “Bye, bye b, b, b, Bye, bye b, bye, b, Bye, b, bye, bye..” *Finally hangs up*

That time I was future McFly and two (free bar) drunk lads were discussing my costume. “Magnets man. It’s gotta be fuckin’ magnets”.

People underestimate the practicalities of Edam cheese wax. Spare eyelids in case you lose one playing golf. Safety glasses for the blind. Raincoats for ears. I’m sure there are many many other options. Just something that everyone should have in their emergency pack..

The wand of Narcissus. This is the tree they make selfie sticks from.

I am livin’ the high life here. Chess, garden terrace, reading, people firing drugs at me hand over fist, REMOTE CONTROL BED, getting hand fed by local celebrities like I’m the Queen of fekin Sheba. Maybe we’ll get out to play on the slip and slide later…

Been working on some pumpin’ material. Got a new bitchin’ album about to drop. Here’s a tit-bit of the latest choon and accompanying moving picture. It’s called ‘Any bastarding chance you can turn those fucking alarms off, mean ol’ Nurse Bugaboo’. Sound UP!

👻 🎃 Those show-off buggers down on the ground floor have made a commendable effort for Halloween. Dunno if the blue one is meant to be a pretty woman with lippy, lashes and locks or was the Mexican Wrestler look intentional. Top marks for the rubber glove and Sugar Skull 🎃 👻

Top o’ the mornin’ to y’all from haemoglobin HQ. Where needles are aplenty. I turned my hat inside out for a change of scenery. Yay….

Top o’ the mornin’ to y’all. Don’t mind me. Just squeezing out my morning pee. Maybe a bed pan would be easier…

Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night. I can see paradise by the . . .

This little doosie takes me to the fair :)