I'm quickly coming to the belief that the INEOS Man U rebuild will be just as bad as the previous attempts at rebuilding the club.

National Treasure 3: Nicolas Cage and Jon Voight deciphering this fookers forehead and finding the lost city of Atlantis. telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/09/1…

Under 10s munchy box.

Arsenal fans celebrate penalty saves like other clubs celebrate league wins. #ATAARS

Havertz cost 65 million. He's scored something like 15 goals in 40 games. If your going to post shit soccer takes, get someone who knows not to put a z in revitalised.

Can hear the venga boys on the stereo as it passes.

The worst move you can make on X is look at a shit post too long. Algorithm hammers you for hours after.

Do the Man Utd players smoke crack before games? #MUNTOT

He picks Rashford as he wants to get sacked. It's the only available explanation. #MUNTOT

I want to wake up tomorrow morning and read Rooney has been given the Man Utd job. Would be a wild few weeks.

ten Hag just wants his pay off money, playing Rashford since the start of the season was a clear sign he wanted out.

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That was wild, I thought it was going to hit the tower.

We are about to enter a period of brutal job destruction from AI and automation. Increasing employers' taxes is absolute insanity. Expect to hear lots of "increasing our automation investments" from businesses in the next few weeks. #Budget2024

Much of the US political polling system is an obvious scam. Legacy media sponsors garbage polls that show Harris at +4. Seeing it as an investment, supporters donate to the Democrats, who then spend hundreds of millions on legacy media ads.

Now the US election is finished, this what they are shoving in my timeline.

What's the odds this Korean guy was pissed?

Why did we build Collab FC? Because we believe football social media can be better. We're creating individual sites for each team, networked together, to give fans a real community feel, like the forums of old, but on a global scale

Ellen Degeneres sells her LA homes and moves to the UK 6 weeks ago. This has got "JP Morgan was too ill to go on the Titanic" potential.