Wonders of the world, misspelled by AI. 1. Machu Pikachu

I’ve moved away from the US a few times now, and each time there is a day when a weird combo of loneliness and anxiety just crush me. Today is that day.

“You’ll get out what you put in” they say right before taking advantage of you

My application for the NY bar is approved and being forwarded to character and fitness. …hello protected twitter my old friend…

Life’s a garden: dig it

I’ll be here until the ship goes down.

The chances of finding out what’s really going on in the universe are so remote, the only thing to do is hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied.

Nothing like a good crossword to make you feel fluent in zero languages

I now have licenses to ride motorcycles on three continents

One month until my Barbri course for SQE1 prep starts

I will never know how people ride the tube in a full suit without immediately dying of heat stroke

Being addicted to coffee is kinda expensive these days

The worst part of capitalism is being forced to sit through ads

Still looking for work in the UK.. I’ve been talking with a firm over here for a few weeks.. They just invited me to apply for a contract that will begin in March 2027…

I tell my fiancé she’s one in a million… because she’s from Birmingham which has a population of 1 million.