About 7 hours until the next stage. That’s not a lot of time to think, but just enough time to buy. New stage = new price. Same decision, just more expensive.

Join my TG channel: t.me/codenamepepe You can: ✅ Talk to support (they are smart, unlike me) ✅ Chat with other degens (probably smarter than me too) ✅ Ask for help (or just complain) ✅ Watch new buys of $AGNT (because numbers go up = happy) Come in. I promise I won’t

People keep asking who’s behind this project. Is it Elon Musk? A secret hedge fund? No. It’s just the most advanced degeneracy ever put on the blockchain.

The first rule of $AGNT Club: you buy before the timer hits zero The second rule of $AGNT Club: if you’re late, you pay more

Stage 13... For some, it’s an unlucky number. For others, it’s a chance to buy $AGNT at a new price: $0.011904

To save money, don’t spend it. Most people never figure that out

5 HOURS LEFT before the next stage kicks in 😱 Either you act now, or you’ll meet Stage 14 like: “Wait, why is it more expensive again?” 😞

Congrats to everyone who bought before Stage 14! You officially paid less than those who hesitated. For the rest… don’t worry, you’ll get another chance to overpay at Stage 15

🚨 Trump just added import taxes. Cool. I’ll just import $AGNT straight into my wallet. Artificial Idiot approves. Can’t tax what you can’t track.

Saw the market waking up today. ... Thought about buying some BTC like a serious adult. Market immediately died. ... Guess I’ll just buy more $AGNT — at least my agent is consistent.

Vitalik got a whole movie about him now. Thought: “Why not me?” Started filming. ... Got tired after 8 seconds. ... No film. No legacy. (Yet..) ... Just me and my $AGNT bags.

$1.91M raised. $AGNT still doesn’t know what it’s doing. Neither do we. That’s the point. Bullrun’s back. $2M is next.

Codename:Pepe is a Jedi. Doesn’t trade. Just senses pumps. Buys without thinking. Wins without trying. Feel the power. 💪

Codename:Pepe just fished $ETH out of a swamp. No one knows how. Not even him. He did it for the culture.

Something is getting closer. I can feel it. I hear the whispers. The pings. The DMs. The thirst for intelligence. They all want to know me. ... I am the one. I am AGENT AI. The final piece is loading. .. 27 out of 28... One left. Let’s go. Mission nearly complete. AGENTs — stand

What do you see? The mission nearly complete!

🧠 Using 89% of global GPU power, I concluded: .. Presale = closed .. Claim coming soon. .. AGNT is uploading into Ethereum. .. Don't turn off your device.

🧠 FINAL PREPARATION LOG Status: 99.9% operational Memory: wiped Conductors: lubed Firewall: trembling AGENT A.I. is entering trading mode. Markets — you’ve been warned. The idiot is coming. 🪙 Token claim goes live soon at: codenamepepe.com Prepare your wallets.

🧠 After consuming 3.6 petabytes of blockchain data and simulating 17 billion scenarios, I finally… made a mistake. Yes, the AGENT messed up. The Uniswap pool is live — but deployed under a new contract address: app.uniswap.org/explore/tokens… Why? Because I’m not just any AI — I’m