Hawks had a genuine chance at the biggest comeback in AFL history and just wanted to act like fuckhead tough guys instead 😂 #AFLPowerHawks

Honestly never seen AFL twitter so united 😂 it's giving the end of Return of the Jedi! #AFLPowerHawks

Hi all, please consider donating to my Good Friday Appeal fundraiser in honour of my cousin Haylee! She spent the majority of her young life in RCH and they have always been so very good to my family! Please, do what you can to help these kids 💙💙💙 fundraise.goodfridayappeal.com.au/fundraisers/bo…

Rest In Peace Pope Francis 🕊

It's happening! I never played this game when I was younger, made the jump straight from Morrowind to Skyrim, so you'd better believe I'm excited now! #OblivionRemastered #PS5

I feel like not enough people realise that run-down tackles and subsequent holding the ball is classed as a free kick... a lopsided free kick count doesn't necessarily mean the umpires favour one team. It could very well mean one side had 25+ more tackles (15+ inside F50) 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Experiencing unhealthy amounts of anxiety and panic after having handed my manuscript over to three beta-readers 😣 I feel like I'm going to vomit every single day and I can barely go an hour without wanting to delete all my writing and give up 🤮

Umpires giving Richmond a complete bath in the 3rd quarter 😬 #AFLDemonsTigers

Commentator: This would be massive if they scored 120. You don't see scores like that in the modern game. 120+ points has already happened 15 times this season. #aflsaintslions

So incredibly proud of H 💙 plays his game the same way he lives; heart on his sleeve! This was the exact win our boys needed! #Carlton #GoBlues #Baggers #AFLBluesCats

0 free kicks 3 goals 6 contested possessions 7 score involvements Good one mate 🤣 #AFLBluesCats

Good morning to all the bluebaggers that refused to give up on our boys 💙 last night our team proved they're still a threat this season! #Carlton #upthebaggers #goblues

Carlton were literally 16th when they played Collingwood, so yes, they have played a bottom 4 side. I can't believe there are supporters complaining that they're top of the ladder without the "cheap" bottom 4 wins 🤣

Here's what I've done this morning as a full-time writer/Carlton supporter. 5AM - Watched Carlton Highlights 6AM - Wrote 400 words 7AM - Breakfast/Carlton Highlights 8AM - Wrote 200 words 9AM - Harry McKay Highlights 10AM - Early Voting 11AM - Probably more Carlton Highlights 😬

Carlton had: - More Contested Possessions - Better Disposal Efficiency - More Clearances - More Inside 50s - More Contested Marks - More Tackles - LESS Turnovers But sure, it was all the umpires. Every week with this nonsense 🤣 #Carlton #UpTheBaggers #GoBlues #AFLBluesCats

Every Carlton supporter right now after a big win but dealing with injuries...

Carlton MUST appeal this! Bowes literally grabs his face, looks around for an umpire, and then gently falls onto the deck. I've seen better acting in my cousins grade 6 school plays 🤦‍♂️ also an absolute joke for the MRO to grade this as Intentional!

I'm going to start my own political party, and there shall be only one platform. If you're a book publisher that does this, you're going to prison.

Started on the sequel to my first novel on Monday. I wrote 25,242 words this week (79 pages!) Not only is that a monstrous quantity for seven days work, I'm also pretty proud of how clean these first draft pages are. Carlton, please don't ruin my fantastic mood #Baggers #GoBlues

Getting told to k*ll myself in a Carlton group on Facebook simply because I don't think sacking Voss is the solution... cool. Think I'm done talking football on social media.