I have failed to secure Hilary Duff tickets 6 times in 2025. 2026 couldn’t possibly get any worse than this.

Bouldering is just gay rock climbing

I'm just a boy, standing in front of the internet, asking it to love him.

Doing a year end video of all my favourite dick pics of 2025

Is this…

If my job is a Monday-Friday… why did I leave at midnight on a Sunday?

Shaft on main to start off the new year

Who wore it best?

the 7/11 choreo had beyoncé MOVING! i used to be addicted to this performance 😮‍💨🔥

There’s a private stall in the change room at my gym that has a sign that says “One occupant at a time”. I’d love to know the story behind that…

I hope I’m someone’s gym crush

Hey Runners, what’s a fuel gel that’s easy on the stomach?

That was the last time I’ve eaten an edible…

I just realized Beyoncé went, gave the Grammys their best performance ever to set the standard and never performed again. It has been almost 10 years, it remains untouched

I don’t think you understand

I’m about 3 seconds in and already know I’m going to hate this.

Well it’s official. I hated it.

I want abs without doing anything. Just give em to me damn.

Goddamn- I’m like… not tired at all