I wish I knew now what I knew then. -Ooh la dementia

Maybe Jimmy Kimmel Live will bring back the The Man Show with Adam Carolla

Is The Bachelor trafficking? A little, right?

Buy cheaper cameras—go prettier places!

Anything more embarrassing than starting the online meeting a week early?

Ever self-advocate in a dream? Yeah you figured out that maze, now stomp those spiders!!

Impeach and arrest Donald Trump

Drop this in a meeting: Are we moving the noodle with this?

Fix one thing at a time.

Airlines: Front to back boarding—FOREVER!!

BREAKING: Trump welcomes Emperor Palpatine to his “Board of Peace”

I would prefer if British actors playing Americans do all their press in the American accent.

Alfredo sauce and biscuit gravy are interchangeable. Change my mind!

Prov 29:2 When the upright have power, the people are glad; when an evil man is ruler, grief comes on the people.

Why do so many drugs have suicidal thoughts as a by-product?

To reread a book is to reflect on your own life—who was I then?

Despise AI profiles.

In a way they’re being very transparent.

.@JamesTalarico: For 50 years, the religious right convinced our fellow Christians that the most important issues were abortion and gay marriage—two issues that aren't mentioned in the Bible. Jesus tells us exactly how we're going to be judged: by feeding the hungry, by healing

I don't need kudos as much as general awareness.