cracked gen-z intern today said he "disabled his internal monologue" because "thoughts are latency" this is getting out of hand

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch [🎞️ geoglobe_tales]

🦀🚬 Nothing unusual — just a crab with a vape The footage shows a sea creature that “picked up” a disposable vape and perfectly mimicked the habits of a typical office colleague. Basically, that very same “guy from the smoke break,” just in a crab’s body.

BREAKING: “God bless my money printer.” - Jerome Powell, Jackson Hole, 2025

Average knots user facing a single technical question about bitcoin:

Adam Back was liek:

Did you understand the rebuttal?

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The rot has reached the core.

Stephan Livera less government is good.

Geiger Capital Coming to a small town near you…

Between this and @lukedashjr repeatedly comparing relay policy to grape without a g, what choice do we have but to distance ourselves from projects like ocean.

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Having a person right next to you get interviewed about sitting next to you is heeeeavy aura. I''m taking damage just standing in this mfers radius.

"So I told them, WE NEED TO SAVE BITCOIN by running knots obv, they just don't get it"

Tell that to the family of David McAtee, who was killed by a Kentucky Army National Guard bullet during a curfew operation.