hate it when i ask for a pb&j and they give me a sandwich instead of pussy butt juice 😖

an R is just a P with two legs.

missed one hulu payment, now my mother sending me this

just heard a youth call an officer ‘bitchficer’ and my heart grew 10x in size ❤️

white lady in traders joes just referred to a selection of wine as “them shits”

“my boy over there, he think you cute”

Niggas can’t even go back home.

“kyle rittenhouse got one big titty and one little titty and they call the bitch biggie smalls”

y’all ever seen a muppet in person form?

a christmas movie, starring all of us asking that mean old mr. covid to have a heart.

bron tryna let y’all see something 🍑

Real men don't have fathers. How you gona let another man give you life? #Pause #TweetLikeDameDash.

What's it called when your fingertips smell like onions? Cuz I got it