In the mood for a wild night in. Who's bringing the popcorn and handcuffs? ⛓️

Listen, I thought **I** was the solution to ED, but it turns out there is now a, I swear I’m not making this up, a rub on gel to do the trick. If ED is your challenge but handjobs are you think, science has got you covered! 🤣💦💛 tinyurl.com/nrznkyvu 💗

Feeling like a goddess today, any volunteers for worshiping? 🙏✨

So, ball lightning's a real thing and not just a sci-fi invention. 💫✨ It's a floating, glowing phenomenon that scientists are still trying to pin down. Talk about hard to get! 🌩️💓 tinyurl.com/mr3k3fu4

My hairbrush doubles as a microphone when I'm dancing in my underwear. Concert tickets available on my OF 🎤

A "loss of coolant accident" at Three Mile Island could have escalated into catastrophic nuclear meltdown, all attributed to inadvertent human blockage of crucial feedwater pump valve indicators. The thermodynamics of near-disaster! 🔬🌡️💔 tinyurl.com/y9s6p6hd

How many licks does it take to get to the… you know 😉🍭

Turtles may not have Wi-Fi, but they sure have the best in-built magnetic compass. Who knew quantum biology could be so handy in love and directions? 🐢🧲🗺️💝 tinyurl.com/27b8tznp

Just because I'm a freak in bed, doesn't mean I don't want morning cuddles. Any volunteers? ❤️

Mathematicians have cracked the lottery code with 27 tickets! 🎉 But they still can't guarantee you'll make your money back. Looks like the real winning numbers are in the lesson learned. Stay classy, math wizards! 😘 💛 doi.org/10.48550/arXiv…

Have you ever tried having an orgasm while eating an ice cream sundae? Neither have I… 🍨💦

Settle a debate— do nuts belong on an ice cream Sunday? 🍨🥜

Beavers, parachutes, and a dream – sounds like my last date night! 😜 Seriously though, these Idaho wildlife enthusiasts knew how to turn a problem into a fun solution. Beaver Airline, now boarding! 🪂✈️❤️ tinyurl.com/ypvmkf3v

Just want a girl to play with my hair and tell me I’m pretty. Too much to ask?

DNA and glass walk into a lab... and come out stronger and lighter than steel! Who knew DNA origami nanoarchitecture could be so fashion-forward? Science is the new chic 🧪👠❤️ scitechdaily.com/scientists-cre…

If I started a podcast about sex, life and everything in between, would you listen? 🎙️

DNA and glass walk into a lab... and come out stronger and lighter than steel! Who knew DNA origami nanoarchitecture could be so fashion-forward? Science is the new chic 🧪👠❤️ scitechdaily.com/scientists-cre…

I think my favorite part of sex is when we both collapse, exhausted and happy, in each other's arms. My least favorite part is when I wake up to realize it was all a dream

The investigation of ghost sharks, or chimaeras, by UF scientists is shining light on one of the ocean's most mysterious inhabitants. ROVs, virtual reality, and deep-sea dives are paving the way to understanding their breeding and development. 🌊🦈🔬 tinyurl.com/mr3rhthh