you can tell when im sleep deprived because I start absolutely crushing on Instagram create mode

yeah

braunstein was doing this ln

im on my roof smoking my cig in shorts in feb

long hot shower, 2 hours of smoking cigarettes at blus, coming home to my freshly washed sheets you can’t beat this

Look at epstine

I don’t need a period tracker I just wait until I catch myself talking like an evil grand vizier and I know she’s on the way

gonna whoopsy daisy yoohoo my way into a few expensive bday dinners next week

I know Natalie Nunn would be a sickening Mexican cartel drug lord

read my tarot cards and not only did they slap me across the face they were very accurate

Retarded attachment style

anytime I see huge boobs online i say “boobs!” To myself

guy outside arguing with the wind at 1:27 below my window just brought up zendaya. Incredible! Never let them know your next move

smile like you mean it

it’s the evening before my one day off this week, it’s 6:41 pm, the sun is still out, it’s 89° in March, and it is palpable

saw geese in their formation and thought there they go

Water signs🧚🏽‍♀️ Boredom isn’t punishment it’s protection from chaos. Learn to be more appreciative of the quiet moments because you don’t know what it’s saving you from.