excited to finally announce that I am in fact “the punk” in Cyberpunk 2077

more like the MEH-nu, amirite?

luke warm takes

"What's weird about that word is we could be 'them' to some other ppl"

Oh it's cool I just spent the evening listening to songs I would play at my funeral

Lmaooo @murph_madness "this is when you guys would say nice things about me"

"This is the part where you would lower me into the ground"

And just when we were getting sad: "and this is where I resurrect again" 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

My song is David Bowie's 'fame' btw

tfw you accidentally make eye contact with the lucha libre wrestler at the flea market

Life for the last 24 hours = farce. I hope at least one person is getting a good laugh somewhere.

The divine comedy or something

When the Denny's waitress says "in case you get famous one day" to your famous friend LMAAOOO

Wtf is going on with ye ?

When ppl say I'm full of myself 😆 Well wtf are YOU full of? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @ Los Angeles, California instagram.com/p/BOMcKCkgI9M/

Why do you stay in prison when the door is so wide open? 🌊 Gorée Island, Senegal 🌊 @ Gorée instagram.com/p/BPOUDsuAnNj/

You ever looking for haircut inspo and some of the styles are so good its almost pornographic? No? Me neither

What if you could tint your tear ducts to cry different colors? #2018trends

When you roll up to the spot in your pajamas and get it until you can roll back to bed in them

Planned a surprise party for my gf who gets startled really easily, so instead of yelling we all whispered surprise! when she opened the door 😇