He is risen.

If you’re watching coverage of the Thunderbolts* premiere, there’s a slight chance you might see me saying “For God’s sake” while walking past a bunch of mental fans screaming at Florence Pugh. Sorry.

Once again, Emma wins the best birthday card competition. Shhhhhh…

Miss him.

Andor is far too good to be Star Wars. I’m going to have to start calling it something else, like Star Battles or Star Trek or something.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade might be the best film ever made.

From the entire footballing world (but mostly us Chelsea fans): thank you, PSG.

He’s right. Done me there.

Someone just called me Gen Z. Raging.

I may have been exaggerating a bit when I described Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning as “the best film ever made” (I’ve never said anything like that before). However, the 78-minute submarine sequence might be the best scene ever made.

F1 might be the best film ever made.

Why are all films so shit? Not literally all films, but all films.

Have you or someone you love been skinned by Cole Palmer?

Happy Gilmore 2 might be the best film ever made.