Niggas Be Bragging About Having Side Hoes . . . A Lot Of Y'all Niggas Be Side Niggas .....

Me: MOM CAN YOU MAKE ME A SANDWHICH!!! *doesnt hear* *whispers to myself* "deaf bitch" Mom: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?

Ghetto word of the day: Hotel. My momma said she aint gonna tell Shaqueta nothing else cuz dat hotel everthang she know.

Burger: $0.99 Salad: $5.99 And you wonder why everyone is fat.

"You tweet too much." Bitch, you breathe too much.

It was never cool to cheat. Having 1 loyal girlfriend is better than having 10 hoes in my opinion

Shit.. Some of these hoes mouths be like airports for dick!

#NationalAssday shout out to the white girls with asses ??

I keep a lot of shit to myself because in reality nobody really gives a fuck.

I hate when I let someone use my phone and they start going through my texts and pictures..

Don't trust these hoes

#mythoughtsduringschool Yup, shes ratchet..

I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone.

Jehovah's witness's dont celebrate Halloween.... I guess they dont appreciate random strangers coming up to their doors......

Lil kids forever asking "Do you have games on your phone"?.... BITCH NOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

One Direction: The reason why we should've killed Justin Bieber before he could lay eggs.

I hate tacos. said no juan ever.

Your Girlfriend Ain't Suppose To Know About Them Hoes , Them Hoes Suppose To Know About Your Girlfriend .

Somewhere In the hood, a 5yr old is "droppin it" like its hot while the family is clappin & yellin "Go SHANIQUA! Work it girl!"

The fakest people always think they the realest ones walking!