😂😂 Like bologna and/or salami? I’ve honestly googled this more than once to no avail.

12, around the time Black Sunday was out. I stole the tape from Music World in the mall.

Has anyone ever landed a job with a fart machine in their pocket?

The answer is yes and I am that person

SNL crowd cheered last night at the mention of Luigi Mangione, but good luck finding that on the TL. Social media seems to be trying to suppress rallying around fighting back against corporate overlords (not with murder, just for a better living). Bill Burr remains undefeated

I can never be mad a good flip of Schooly D’s “Saturday Nigh”

Rest easy to my good brother HOUSE_CT AKA MR DELANEY I’ll see you when I get there

One of my uncles won’t come to Christmas because he says my other uncle gave him COVID last year. To be fair, he probably did, so there’s ground to it. Now the rest of my boomer family are mocking him with fake sneezes and coughs. This is why we couldn’t get rid of it.

Sometimes when my voice gets a little hoarse I feel like I’m doing a bad Just Blaze impression

Hearing someone drunkenly say “it’s probably full of animal shit” is somehow the funniest thing ever to me right now

Hulk Hogan being booed is the high spot of the year. And we're only six days in. #RAWonNetflix #WWERaw

I hope Hogan being booed out of the fucking stadium makes WWE realize that bringing a massive racist out on one of your most important shows ever is a bad idea. Good shit LA.

Man, HOUSE_CT AKA MR DELANEY would LOVE the boos Hogan was just getting on Raw #RawisNetflix

Fuck the Hulk Hogan. Hulk’s still racist.

Free idea: a Sopranos-centric band called Karen’s Last Ziti

Any Black person who performs at Trump’s inauguration dishonors: • The Black families he refused to rent to in the 1970s, • The Black kids he wanted to execute in the Central Park case in the 1980s, • The Black casino workers he mistreated in the 1990s, • The Black

“A nation that continues year after year, to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual death.” -Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr

If a FELON can become President... Why keep it on Job applications...? Just sayin.

You’ve failed us, again. The math doesn’t math to you? You don’t what he’s said here on his own platform?

I’ve been on here for over 10 years. At the risk of sounding like so many others, it might be time to do the thing. bsky.app/profile/chumzi…