youtube.com/watch?v=D2Vq5L… #keowngetssmackedinthefacewithafootball

After reading this, I hope Jeff Winter's site was hacked (paragraphs 2-3). jeffwinterentertainmentandmedia.co.uk/world2012/1112… If he stands by this, he's a sick man.

Sky reports that #Muamba is in a STABLE condition in hospital

Was working, so missed all the ups and downs of the afternoon. Took john Barnes to Paris though, and he thought city were lucky.

Kind greetings, what seems to be your boggle? Neal Smeathers #itv1

Unbelievable stuff at Medina - loving #RyderCup2012 come on Ian Poulter !!

Justin rose you absolute legend!

As ever, people not getting the point of that last tweet. Explained: there are shouty, one-joke twats at sports events all over the world...

13-13, A/S in the last 2 matches. You couldn't write it #RyderCup2012

Kaymer could win it here. 18th green's been good to us today #RyderCup2012

BOOM!

All about Rose and Sergio on the 18th

Keep getting this far, no further though Neal Smeathers @ballymcfc #glasto

Tickets have sold out in 1hr 40mins, thanks to everyone for your support and we are so sorry to those who missed out.

The best way to catch the tiger isn't always to shout at it... Gary Neville #catchthetiger

Chicago Grey, Colbert Station, imperial commander, Quiscover Fontaine e/w and £5 on seabass for Heather Forrester

My foccacia isn't as good without a £500 kitchen aid.. Jenny Barber #didsburyproblems

Got one right! vine.co/v/MYaHOrxMBuu

Why was the last tram through didsbury village not in service, and the next one not for 18 mins? Manchester Metrolink 🚊

Thanks The RAC, but no thanks.