SA Idols, Carte Blanche and Survivor SA all walk into a bar and then they all get cancelled because everyone is sick of this shit.

Dis danou n hele volle halwe jaar samjou!!♡:) #baieverlief #baiegelukkig #alles!! Liefe jou & baie soene xx Christo Nieuwoudt

Get the Waterkloof 2 to interpret for #OscarPistorius ... They've got nothing to do and they speak Afrikaans.

Hey Gedleyhlekisa... Today would be a great day to continue alterations at Nkandla. Nobody's looking... #OscarPistorius

"Gareth Cliff: Get the Waterkloof 2 to interpret for #OscarPistorius ...They've got nothing to do and they speak Afrikaans."Lisa van Jaarsveld

There are 12 months in a year, 365 days in 12 months, but only 24 hours in a day. Except on Monday. That mother fucker has at least 30.

"9GAG ❤️ Memeland:I can’t get out of bed.These blankets have accepted me as 1 of their own and If I leave now I might lose their trust.Lisa van Jaarsveld

Why is that in girls tampon commercials they dance and laugh? Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning shit down? Lisa van Jaarsveld

they call me macklemore in math class because im like: what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what

"Alan Garner: The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing." Lisa van Jaarsveld hahahaha

"Survival Tips: Roses are red. Foxes are clever. I like your butt, let me touch it forever." Lisa van Jaarsveld #woohwoohyeah

"SARCASM!: i dont want a job i just want paychecks" Lisa van Jaarsveld #ditISjy hahaha

"Steve Stifler: That gangsta feeling when you rap your favorite song without messing up." Christo Nieuwoudt #emineeeeem #latefordays!

"Condescending Wonka: Oh you wear sunglasses inside? It must be sunny on planet cool." Christo Nieuwoudt

"Survival Tips: If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine." Lisa van Jaarsveld #jysAN♥☺

friend: hey who wants to start a gang me: ill ask my mom me: my mom wants to talk to your mom just to make sure its okay Lisa van Jaarsveld

Christo Nieuwoudt pic.x.com/T24Uk4lrLi ♡

"Marilyn Monroe: If you find a good one, never let them go." Christo Nieuwoudt #keeper #alles ♡♡