#afterpartyattheNaylors’

Yikes. A bunch of peoples’ weeks will be off to a bad start in Chicago. All lanes of traffic into the airport are blocked due to a protest. People are running down the middle of the street with their luggage trying to make it to their terminals.

Picking a favorite kid is like picking a favorite quarter-zip. (Oh, I absolutely have one.)

In the car from the airport to the office in Chicago and the Uber driver has sports radio on. They are doing a segment on Tito managing the Sox next year. No frickin way.

Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy meets Hawk-Tuah girl at Nic Carter’s Karate Combat match at a Bitcoin conference. This simulation is wild.

BREAKING: The Foo Fighters are suing Donald Trump over his unsolicited use of their song “My Hero”. The Foo Fighters have announced they will donate royalties received to Kamala Harris’ campaign.

On Wednesday night, at the Democratic National Convention, America was introduced to 17 year-old Gus Walz, the son of Gwen Walz and Gov. Tim Walz, who instantly became a national treasure due to an unexpectedly emotional moment of pride and joy for his father. (thread)

Watching “The Way Way Back” and this movie is absolutely fantastic. How is it I have never heard of it?! #AllisonJanmeyisanationaltreasure

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Didn’t we just clinch with KC’s loss?

The Cleveland Guardians are the first American League team ever to score five runs before recording an out to start a playoff game.

If you are a Cleveland baseball fan and haven’t read this book yet, do yourself a favor and get yourself this book (and this deal is ridiculous). You will need to do something in November and I can’t think of anything better.

Browns out there looking worse than the 2024 Chicago White Sox.

Bench Watson. Bench Watson. Bench Watson. bench Watson. Bench Watson. Bench Watson. Bench Watson. Bench Watson. Bench Watson.

Good thing I decided not to play the “take a shot every time a Guards hitter swings at a pitch in the dirt” game. I’d be in the ER by the 3rd inning.

The crowd reaction to Lane Thomas' home run is everything 🤩

MLB League Championship Series Payrolls: 1. Mets - $350.3 million 2. Dodgers - $339.8 million 3. Yankees - $314.7 million 4. Guardians - $140.3 million #Guardians

Eli Morgan with perhaps the best inning pitched in the postseason for the Guards so far in 2024.

Trump is openly violating the law on an unprecedented scale and everyone is acting like it's normal. NPR had a long story about a rare shrew. NYT says he's neglecting "legal niceties." This is an attack on the Constitution as profound as the attempt to overturn the 2020 election.

When the American empire finally collapses, historians won’t be stunned by the greed of the elite; They’ll be stunned by the loyalty of the poor. The working class didn’t just vote against their own interests. They worshipped the billionaires robbing them. They slashed their