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Probably my absolute favourite Fast Show sketch. 'Just a tiny amount...'

Colin from Bullseye.

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Absolutely, a poster in Manchester today. Worth a read.

Out today: my new album, Interzones, on Mortality Tables. Featuring collaborations with Robin Rimbaud - Scanner @hattiecooke The Home Current and more. There’s just a handful of the limited ed. CD left, so if you want one you‘d better hurry. mortalitytables.bandcamp.com/album/interzon…

Religious leaders speaking at the inauguration - if your god brought this hateful fascist into power, as you are saying, then your god would seem to be a nasty piece of shit.

And not one of them Asian, Mr. Musk.

Very excited to say that my script, 'The Wicker Men - How To Make A Cult Film' was just selected by Manchester Film Festival as a quarter finalist!

I'd really recommend going to see The Shark is Broken if you can. A fantastic and fascinating (and funny) look at the making of Jaws with an incredible cast. The Shark Is Broken

Hey, Virgin Media ❤️ Are you going to be paying for cleaning the cars and windows on my street after all this disruptive work is done?

Preorder goes live Friday 4th April, 8am GMT, link in bio. The Beltane Tape, featuring: Portland Vows Rupert Lally Agnes Haus Hattie Cooke Swansither Veryan Giants Of Discovery Nicholas Langley Mudlarking etc… Excerpts: youtu.be/CBiDgLXkTQ8?si… Rupert Lally Swansither

Here's the reality of this idyllic scene. The women on the left are off on a hen do and have been drinking for four hours. Their shrieks, howls and guffaws drown out everyone else. The conductor and guy stood up are just waiting to be racially abused by some drunk idiot. 1/2

The kids are tearing round, knocking into people, screaming and shouting while the grandparents just smile and don't bother to stop them. The couple on the right are just trying to get home and wondering why it costs so much to travel on such a shitty service. #northernfail

Over three months trying to get a refund from Shenzhen Air after they cancelled my partner's flight leaving her stranded in Thailand with no way to get home. I have never experienced customer service this bad. DO NOT use this airline! Shenzhen Airlines #airlines

Still nothing from Shenzhen Airlines regarding a refund for my partner's cancelled flight. They're not even replying to emails any more. Worst airline ever.

Shame on the BBC for bowing to political pressure. What next? Dubbing Kneecap's performance with actors' voices? youtu.be/w6UhXivPyw4?si…

Trump and Epstein - The Movie

How do I convince Diane Morgan to play Ingrid Pitt in my Wicker Man film?