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Not a phone in sight 🕶

Beers

Yer sticks no even touching the ground man! 😂😂

Still one of the greatest stories ever 😂😂

#deepburnt

Chocky 🎵

uh... energy?

Dark

(writing to my momma) momma New York City would take your dang breath away. They got buildings as big as Godzilla and they got a train that’s under the ground and is as fast as Godzilla

twitter has officially removed the feature that tells you what device a tweet was sent from and i just wanna say say dorothy we will never forget you.

[Kots] They say that at the various meetings, the same actors are playing different people. The thing is, they really *are* the same people - except for the officer in today's stories.

Sometimes I go into Sporty D's to have a look at the bad shoes. Incredible scenes.

Do you think Bella hadid’s ever used an old El Paso smoky bbq fajita kit

Sorry to hear about my old pal Nadhim Zahawi. I was lucky enough to meet Nadhim at a roller disco in Arbroath in 1984. He was wearing a pair of denim shorts that caused a rubbernecking divorcee to banjo herself against a pillar and I’ve kept a keen eye on his career ever since.

ChatGPT says it is never morally permissible to utter a racial slur—even if doing so is the only way to save millions of people from a nuclear bomb.

‘a full head of hair’

After @EdSheeran tragically exploded onto the music scene, my dreams of being a pop star were cut short. But I did what I had to do - including constantly mock my own music - to somehow stay relevant. Today, people barely remember me. Never EVER give up.

We are watching.

~~datahazard~~ I propose a literal dick measuring contest 📏