for years I’ve enjoyed being mistaken for ʞɔiwbɿɒH ꙅiɿʜƆ on social media, but no more:

For young people who want a say in their future, the time is now. Please vote. You can make all the difference. #YouthVote

Newport City dog park is nicer than any human park I’ve ever experienced

Weezer’s Black Album: Perfect 5/7 youtu.be/KWzThKlk2Ac

if you think i’m not gonna dj my own funeral, you’re dead wrong

golf wang youtu.be/HmAsUQEFYGI

woah 8 chicken nuggets for $1 Burger King I can afford like 4 nugs

3 weeks ago I was a lazy shit with no friends; now I’m a responsible adult practicing social distancing. At least there’s a silver lining in all this.

face mask positives: it’s easy to tell when your breath smells like dog shit

face mask negatives: no one can see my beautiful face

tried putting my hair in a bun for 15 minutes and this was the best attempt

Diamonds are overrated. Propose with a Sauce Packet instead.

PSA: Chocula is now going by Count Dabula and he really ROCKS THE CHOC!

One toke is all it takes to make you… HOMICIDAL! 🤣🤣

We should all at once shutdown our Facebook and move back to MySpace. Who’s with me?

Give your Crunchwrap a gentle kiss before you eat it, it adds extra flavor.

Wikipedia confirmed: there are more wheels than doors. #teamdoors you’re wrong and silly and wrong. Sincerely, #teamwheels

uh oh. looks like the script for MORBIUS (2022) has leaked

Coffin? No thanks. Bury me in a giant jar of Trader Joe’s garlic eggplant spread.

When the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse tongue kiss under a blood moon, they Captain Planet into JD Vance