Facebook is going to be LIT tonight.

To be fair, probability of The Boomerang overachiever's shooting 84 is only 1 in 1650. NBD. @the_fried_egg Brendan Porath oga.org/sites/default/…

Got the first “Are you a parent or a spectator?” out of the way quickly this morning. 46 is the new 20 or something like that. Florida State Golf Association Streamsong #FLamateur #oldguysrule

Thanks Delta! Those better be my #golf clubs. Got a member guest to get to at Stones River w/ Michael M. Black. Thanks for getting me there when other carriers cancelled today!

Better luck next time, Tony Finau Golf.

Buying (viz. trying to buy) @Phish tickets is a grind. #FirstWorldProblems

🚨Help!🚨 Please retweet to help me with exposure. 🙏 I need volunteers. You will be hitting 60 shots with your driver over three sessions. You need a launch monitor (SkyTrak/Mevo+ or better). DM me and I will send details. Thanks! 🙏🙏

Y’all in the Battery tonight ought to be ashamed. You left it a mess. Pick up after yourselves and have a little respect for your town and the folks who have to clean up after your entitled asses. Jeez. #WorldSeries Atlanta Braves

What’s with all the fragrance ads? Do people stink worse in the winter?

If you or someone you know has a COVID test appointment at Nomi Health / @LeeCountyFLBOCC Michigan Avenue site, the facility is closed. Just FYI. #swfl

Back to back wins for the troops? The Shotgun Start

Had the privilege of caddying for Martina Gavier a couple times at our club for an Epson Tour event. Appreciate Michael Wolf, Neil Schuster and Tron Carter giving her a much deserved shout out on the latest Trap Draw pod. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tra…

Optical illusion or is Rahm that much bigger than Rory? #USOpen

Lift off! @Phish Alpine Night 1 in the books. Homecoming run for me. Got to tee it up with longtime buds then dance our asses off. Too old for the pit may be a thing, but we’ll sweat that on Monday. Thx to CashorTrade for making this possible!

Alpine Night 2 Phish rager with this guy. We saw our first show together 24 years ago - 11/6/98 (that SOAM!), ran the traffic gauntlet at Big Cypress, and our last run was 2009 NYE. Let’s not wait as long for the next! #phish

Cheese curds, man.

Doing #Chicago things. Order the nachos.

Worlds collide. In Asheville for #xmasjam and this was front page above the fold in today’s paper. Bradley S. Klein 🇺🇦 Donald Ross Society — citizen-times.com/story/news/loc…

TFW your member guest flight is announced and it’s full of your bros. 😳 willyprageon Michael M. Black jdhuether