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Chris Royer

@chris_royer

Husband | Fixer of all | Space nut & dog dad | 16yr Fintech vet | Google Sheet magic crafter | Homesteader in trainin’ | Pint lover, not posh. 🇺🇸

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Good morning! Sesame Street ☀️ It's 85°F today—perfect for enjoying National Corn on the Cob Day and National German Chocolate Cake Day! Say "Hi" for Say "Hi" Day, spread joy for National Making Life Beautiful Day, get crafty for Yarn Bombing Day, and honor King Kamehameha Day!

Good morning! <a href="/sesamestreet/">Sesame Street</a> ☀️ It's 85°F today—perfect for enjoying National Corn on the Cob Day and National German Chocolate Cake Day! Say "Hi" for Say "Hi" Day, spread joy for National Making Life Beautiful Day, get crafty for Yarn Bombing Day, and honor King Kamehameha Day!
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Good morning, "Flying a foreign flag while shitting on the country that gave you the freedom to do it,That's not pride, you don't even go to Mexico unless its for spring break and Cancun with a passport you got from the US Govt"-Regi #America #CaliforniaNationalGuard

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As Americans, we hold free speech sacred—it's the heartbeat of our democracy. Protest with fire in your heart, but keep peace in your actions. Violence breeds division; unity builds strength. Honor those who fought for our rights by raising voices, not fists. Let's be better,

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Good morning ☕️, It's Friday the 13th, but you're unstoppable! Flip the script on superstition and make today your lucky day. Conquer your goals! #FridayThe13th #FearlessMotivation

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✌️ Dropped the blue check. Thought it'd be a vibe shift, but nah—same X, same noise. Save your $$, it’s just a shiny sticker. 😎 #XLife #Twitter

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Rainy Saturday vibes 🌧️ Perfect for movies, house cleaning, and some chill tunes. What's your rainy day plan? #SaturdayMorning #RainyDays

Rainy Saturday vibes 🌧️ Perfect for movies, house cleaning, and some chill tunes. What's your rainy day plan? #SaturdayMorning #RainyDays
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Look how safe we are right now, turn on the news. Appreciate it 🙏 🫡🇺🇲 because Nothing says “down with the system” like marching with your upside-down flag, $2K designer bag, noise canceling headphones, and all while bashing the very country that lets you do it. So brave. So

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So brave! Fighting dragons in Skyrim, oppressed by Alduin's tyranny. It's tough being the Dovahkiin, truly neglected. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, a land of neglected side quests. 😔 #Skyrim #Dragons #Dovahkiin #ElderScrolls #Gaming #Fantasy #monday