Toxic trait is I hate your music while we’re together (it’s slapped the whole time)

We’re baaaaacck 😼

“Never get killed stupid, that’s the ninja way”

Well… yeah

Bar talk No. 001 “I’ve made my own algebra and have discovered interstellar travel. No, no other scientist has backed my work because my facts are too real and they’re scared”

I’m a gluttonous piece of shit for sushi

i found somethin so upsetting that i feel bad for posting but i feel like someone else needs to see it

When you finally get one

Seasonal hit late this year

“There ain’t no shortage on LOBSTA! We shouldn’t be chargin’at”

Happy New Year and NEVER kill yourself. . Eine Zigarette?

Nice Rattler IV

Fuck yeah

Clavicular gets AURAMOGGED by the ASU FRAT LEADER after his girlfriend BLUSHES and BITES HER LIPS the moment she sees the frat leader ENTER THE ROOM 🤯