need to go on a trip w someone I love soon

The person who writes my cover letters is not@me and does not know me

you are the sin eater of the notifications on your phone

the night may have seen your mind but not me

being jealous of Bridgers-Oberst collab is for children, being jealous of Weyes Blood- John Cale collab is for grown ass women

It would be impossible for me to experience sexual tension with someone with the same name as me

when I was a child it was me vs people that said cray-on

Why is there always one unreasonably sexy baker that works at a bakery. And he looks like a hotter version of sufjan stevens

That boysa liya

The only good thing about Denver is the 5’ tall twink

Every time I almost use this emoji:🤪 I think no that’s a little too crazy

how to god in a queen saving way

I fucking love Bruce springsteen

the line cook emerging to let me borrow his lighter when I went to ask the bartender if he had any matches… I’ve never felt more like a princess

Portland is fake yearners energy not a real lover in sight! Prove me wrong!

me to the guy on the bus who’s bag is very clearly full of knives: 😀😀😁

the awesome thing about sustaining a spinal fracture at 26 is that any time you move for the rest of your life you sound like someone snapping a glow stick

saw another girl on the bus wearing swim trunks as pants 🫡 fellow queen

I know my hormones are crazy, because researching Ina Garten at 1:00 in the morning, I saw that she married Jeffery when she was 20 years old in 1968 and that made me cry

when I want to rant about how much I hate tech and technology, that’s when I Lud-out