“I’m not sure what the word ‘resentment’ means, but my girlfriend sure likes to use it a lot!”

WHY WOULD YOU LET PLAYBOI CARTI DRUVE THE WHIP?

Using zyns like the limitless pill

Single handedly bringing back the word “smexy”

They are going to kiss

I taught David Blaine everything he knows

Gambling is 0 calories

FROM THE TOP ROPE

Staring down the barrel of a bottle of mustard this hooters location is about to be wiped off the map

Those who live in Stone houses shouldn’t be throwing glass around either

If Bam Margera can get cancelled for throwing wicked parties then lock me up!

“Posting this week’s bender on strava”

Good morning Rodger, I hope this email blows your head smoove off

Rainbow Kitchen Supplies

Shouts out NEW ORLEANS, THE BIG EASY. I’ve never seen a city sweatier than you

“ROCK AND STONE!” before diggin in my butt

Pulling down my pants and promptly apologizing for what’s there

I have balls does that make me gay?

Have you seen this?

The best drummer in the world is currently crying in a basement in Kalamazoo, Michigan