swag your body shaboom 🤝 eyes on the ball, no pasta

Americans finding out about digga was the worst thing that could happen

Using my adult money to buy adult things

you're laughing. capcom is releasing the t virus to the public. and you're laughing.

You’re mad because he’s a bad bitch and you’re not

Got so mad at my manager that I started whispering Dutch, Dutch he’s a rat

Of course my hip is acting up when I have a 12 hour shift and I forgot ibuprofen so I’m hobbling around the store like I’m 80 years old

its so fun being a multi until one of my fandoms starts being annoying as fuck to the other one

He's actually the prettiest boy...the curly hair...the makeup

Accidentally skipped two days of my meditation and your girl is struggling to not faint out here

When you watch someone play one of your favorite video games and they don’t take it seriously at all and barely pay any attention to the story

My fish is staring into my soul while I eat a Reese’s. Sorry girl but you can’t have Reese’s I think you would die

Oh my god why is it so ungodly hot in my gym

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>Lease your video game console >Rent all your games >Own nothing and be happy