need the duolingo bird to teach me how to speak the Truth cuz im so tired of lying to myself

Tell me why Plutoski sounds like a Yuno miles song

if your avocados go bad quickly that’s a skill issue

bro collecting laxatives like they are Nintendo ds cartridges

The haha’s in the group chat are the only thing keeping me alive at this point.

i’m going to miss all these election texts. it felt nice to be wanted.

Never kill yourself

arcane season 2 so good I’m considering downloading league of legends and throwing my life away

This has to be the craziest youtube title i've seen in awhile 😭😭😭

The way Kendrick turned to the Camera and smirked as he said “ hey drake, I heard you like them young “ 😭😭😭

I may be losing my parlays today, but if the Chief lose, I’ll feel like a winner

Kendrick halftime show.

would rather learn Spanish than how to Swim

why is everyone dressing big pants lil shirt like they Sora from Kingdom Hearts

when i die don't play no corny ass memorial video, throw my JV Football HUDL highlights on repeat. let them witness the greatness one last time

I’m not +1 I’m a person

I too, am relieved of anxiety when I touch someone hot

You need to be getting hurt in the gym all the time

imagine getting finger blasted by Alex Honnold