Friends: Your so sexy! I can't believe your single! Crush: Outta my way you demented potato.

That awkward moment when your texting your friend about their crush and you write lick him instead of like

Is it possible the reason Edward can't read Bella's mind, is because there's nothing in there?

Follow me I NEED followers to survive!!

TEACHER~ "What do u call a person who keeps talking when ppl are no longer interested?" ... ME~ "You!"

Sometimes I just want to slap you, in the face really hard, but that would be animal abuse.

"If I left you would you cry for me?" *Of course, I can’t control the tears of joy.*

Finally wins an award. Kanye's there.

I wanna be a boy, girls have to many problems (that sometimes dont exist) for example having to put up with boys

Laying on the floor in pain, just got tackled by my brother. Cant breath

Had a sad moment- I looked in the mirror :(

Id be a famous singer (if I could sing)

Whats that your saying im ugly looked in the mirror lately!

Loves your game and im the ball you hit and shes your prize

Be mine and ill be yours <3

Wanna speak spanish

British accents are so sexy!

Finished reading hunger games first book now to read the other 2

Xfactor Australia

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