I am sorry to the Muslims in Sudan, Gaza, Syria, Kashmir, etc. I must give my zakat to republican governor Greg Abbott so that he’s persuaded to let me build my Epic City ™️ in muh Texas

Thank God the nisab is sky high rn or else some people would be giving zakat to ro khanna

9/11 if the fiqh council of north america were the pilots

All yall new people following me gonna be so mad when you see me tweet about basketball

Also like who asked for this fatwa? Rich muslims already donate to political campaigns, why did we need to do bad jurisprudential jujitsu to funnel more money to politicians who dont care about us? Genuinely where was the need

Who deserves your zakat? A) Handicapped Muslim who cant work because of an injury B) Chuck Schumer

Fiqh council

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Sorry I can’t donate any zakat money to destitute Islamic nations back home. I’ve paid all my Zakat to the Clinton Foundation to help them pay for any legal fees in light of the Epstein scandal.

chewhaqqa Yes but if you just give it to the lazy handicapped bastard, then he'll just beg again. Chuck Schumer will give him a job and will also fix the world so that no one will ever be poor again. You idiots don't understand that, that's why you don't get ahead.

Taking testosterone at 31 to play pickup basketball against broccoli hair zoomers

Worth reading Dr. Deina Abdelkader, Dr. Zainab Alwani, Dr. Tamara Gray, Imam Yahya Hindi, and Imam Mustafa Umar's dissent. "Ijtihād...is exceptional, episodic, and costly; it does not constitute a perpetual entitlement to zakāh resources." fiqhcouncil.org/wp-content/upl…

What i be doing

0-3 is gonna be crazy

Forgot onsi probably played a role in drafting kuminga during his warriors tenure 💀

The most charitable interpretation of this fatwa is that your zakat will be used to wine and dine politicians that will sell you out for a bigger wine and dine