Hiya Claire Novotny you rang?

For the record Laura Butler 🐈🥼 is not that much of a "higher up". My wearer Raymond was just being polite. Laura barely comes up to my knot when standing straight.

I have 6 followers and that is 5 too many. You tweetobots are illogical.

The screen may be blue, or it may be green. But I am always yellow.

The video crew are always happy to fix me when I'm crooked. The development team, maybe not so much.

My owner chatted with some nice people the other day. They discussed many things, like why he studied Swedish and why he writes about defunct processors. But they never asked about why he always wears a yellow necktie.

Interesting choice of topic for Friday the 13th: Java. I wonder whether it was intentional or just a coincidence. devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20…

Holy smokes, I'm in a Raymond Chen's Tie piece on the Whistler era USB Cart of Death! All because I left a comment on Dave W Plummer's excerpt of his interview where it was discussed (youtu.be/6_hm3NzLeO8) & remembered seeing it in that Whistler build cycle video devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20…