“Why is there so many types of cheesecake?” Grant Ross 2k18 in The Cheesecake Factory like DUH

Hahahaha was talking about Jesus‘s ark last night but then realised straight after it was NOAH, Noah‘s ark, wow

Forgot that all the gritters were named and made trackable until this morning when I saw Gangster Granny Gritter cutting about, hahahha

who else remembers

Sitting in Spoons ordering on the app and it’s double checked that I’m here because it thinks I’m 3,960 miles away - where does it think I’m at lol 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

V excited to nap, actual exercise and no sleep destroys you - worth it though😴

excited

being excited about something and keeping it contained is both hard and easy🙃

Being paid for one hour of work ain’t even gonna last me the hour never mind the month🙃

Really sad when you realise or remember that someone won’t get to continue life and do all the little things, really ought to live life to the fullest and cherish every moment💫 Go do and appreciate those around you

Sleep or food?! Tough choices

Cba

Alright, it's true. I have an extra pair of these AirPods Pro to give away. Just RT and you're in. Will pick a winner in 24 hours. Good luck!

I just donated a special premature nappy to a UK hospital by tweeting #PampersForPreemies - show your support and do the same! 👶

There’s a difference between giving your opinion and being nasty bastard

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours